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Socialism is a system for making everything fair and everybody equal. So you can pretty

well guess how that crap storm of lunacy is going to turn out. You see, under capitalism,

each person is free to use his time and his money as he's able and as he sees fit. He

can use his time to learn a skill which makes him valuable to others, or he might take

university courses and social justice and become a completely useless pain in the

buttocks. If he does learn a skill, he can use it to earn money, which he can then spend

in any way he wishes. If another person has used his time to invent something cool like

say an iPhone app that can see through women's clothing, that'd be really cool.

Oh, sorry. Then the people who earned money can spend the money on the app and then

the app inventor gets to be rich. Meanwhile, the pain in the buttocks who studied social

justice and is therefore of no use to anyone doesn't make any money, which is when he starts

to say, hey, let's have socialism. See, under socialism, the money you earn and the time

you spend earning that money do not belong to you. They belong to the state. Instead of

you deciding what to do with the money you earned, the state takes the money away from you

and gives it to people they think should have it. So those people can study social justice

and be no use to anyone and then demand more money. Now, you may say, I earn the money,

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