Former Vice President and lovable loon Al Gore has declared that global warming is the

principal cause of the Civil War in Syria and of the Brexit vote in the UK.

Really, Weird Al made the comments during an interview in London.

Then he spun the propeller on his stripe beanie and predicted that if he got it going fast

enough, he'd be able to fly around the room and cool the atmosphere at the same time.

Gore's theory is that droughts in Syria forced people to move into cities where stupid

Obama policies had caused the rise of ISIS, so British voters opted to leave the oppressive

EU and therefore everyone should give Al Gore even more money.

Something like that.

Wiping the drool from his chin, wiping the drool from his chin while handlers rebutten

his shirt properly, the man who was once so helped me, very nearly President of the

United States for crying out loud, went on to say, quote,

I predicted all the way back in 1996 that if we did not take drastic measures, we would

all die by 2006.

It's lucky I was able to bring everyone back to life using my magic powers and make them

forget the entire incident with the memory ray hidden in my wristwatch, but believe you

me, it was a close call.

Unquote.

Gore's amazing ability to predict environmental disasters makes him only the latest in a long

line of environmental disaster predictors whose uncanny accuracy and exactitude are matched

only by the absurdity of their gibberish.

For instance, in 1970, environmental scientists predicted that by 1985 air pollution would

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