The murderous perpetrator of last week's London terror attack has now been identified in the press as a man born in England.

The BBC, ABC, Reuters, and The New York Times, a former newspaper, all had lined the fact that the terrorist was a native of the UK.

The Kent-born UK native Englishman is named Khalid Masoud, an old Anglo-Saxon name meaning Allah will destroy every unbeliever.

Which is what they used to say back in Anglo-Saxon times.

The savage act of violence by this British-born British man from Britain raises some questions.

Are the British naturally violent?

And what was it in particular that moved this English-Englishman from England to commit such a brutal act on his fellow English-Englishman?

Was it something in the fishing chips that set off a bizarre chemical reaction in Mr. Masoud's brain and caused him to turn away from watching football on the telly

in order to murder his fellow Westerners in the name of Allah?

Was he just sick and tired of wearing a derby and carrying an umbrella all the time?

Or saying silly sounding British things like what-ho or dash at all or al-ahu akbar?

Or was he inspired to violence by some particularly triggering episode of Downton Abbey, or the latest BBC adaptation of Pride and Prejudice?

In fact, we may never know this UK-born British Englishman's peculiarly anglican motive for this British act of English savagery.

Now, I don't want to stir up any anti-English feeling here for all the violence committed by UK-born British Englishman like Mr. Masoud.

I'm sure there are practically dozens of peaceful, hard-working Englishmen and women who simply want to raise their families and do their jobs and attend their houses of worship to pray to the God of Love.

Or possibly the hate-filled warrior God who commands us to destroy everyone who doesn't believe in him.

I always get those two gods confused.

I think it would be a shame if this isolated act of terrorism by a lone wolf English-born Englishman should cause an uptick in incidence of anglophobia or cause anyone to view a UK-born Britain with suspicion when he's simply sitting harmlessly in the local pub enjoying a pint and reading the Quran Wallstrap with dynamite.

Now, you may say, well, if we can't examine what turns so many Englishmen into terrorists, how will we ever stop them from committing their English acts of terror?

Shouldn't we be asking, what is it about reading Shakespeare, Milton, Charles Dickens, and Harry Potter that has created that peculiarly English outlook on life that leads to poverty, oppression, brutality, and terror everywhere it arises?

If we just turn a blind eye to English terror, won't we all ultimately be conquered by England and forced to live under Magna Carta while speaking in funny sort of gay-sounding accents?

But I say, let's try and coexist. Let's reach out to our English neighbors in friendship and understanding.

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