If you've been feeling a little out of sorts lately, bloated, crampy, over-emotional,

it may be because it's that time of the month when we visit our favorite website, Everyday

Feminism.

Here at the Andrew Clayvin Show, we love everyday feminism.

It gives us a day off from writing creative, hilarious satire that underscores the absurdity

of leftists because all we have to do is read what's on the site out loud.

There are a couple of wonderful pieces up on everyday feminism right now, for instance,

there's one about a woman who is pregnant with a baby girl, it's called, eight things

I'll do to raise a fat, positive kid.

You see, feminists believe that girls feel too much pressure to be physically attractive,

so that they'll be healthy and have a positive sense of themselves and appeal to the visual

instincts of a man who might then get to know and love them and help them have a happy

and fulfilling life.

Instead, feminists feel a girl needs to learn to be fat positive so that she won't become

shallow and insecure but will simply have a heart attack and die.

So this expected mother on everyday feminism has listed her ideas on how she can raise

a fat, positive daughter, for instance, by displaying fat, positive artwork introducing

her daughter to fat, wrong models and getting her.

She's killing me this woman and giving her daughter a, giving her daughter a defibrillator.

Alright, get her in here, get that girl in here and giving her daughter a defibrillator

so she can shock herself back to life after she collapses on the floor.

Girls need to learn that being fat positive is much easier than developing self-discipline

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