Ep. 28 A Racist Day Out
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2013
⏱️ 46 minutes
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In episode 28, Lahna takes comedian Bruce Jingles to the zoo for Racist Day! Yeah, it's just about as politically correct as you think it is. The Twins aka Cory and Chad discuss the time they claimed to have joined the illustrious Mile High Club, and musical guest of the week, all the way from Japan, is Gomyo.
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| 0:00.0 | My name is Lana Turner. I have two kids. I come in a sweet package, but I don't always say the sweetest things. And so there's definitely some shock value there. I have two kids. I have a little boy who's three, a little girl who's five. I love them more than anything else in the world. It's the best thing that ever happened to me, but I hate kids. Right? I don't like kids. |
| 0:21.3 | I don't like other people's kids. |
| 0:22.6 | I like mine because kids are like farts, right? |
| 0:27.3 | It's true. |
| 0:27.8 | You always kind of like your own. |
| 0:31.3 | Like, look what I did. |
| 0:32.2 | Isn't that awesome? |
| 0:34.5 | It totally stinks, but that's mine. |
| 0:44.3 | I'm It totally stinks, but that's mine. I like the house to cold. |
| 0:47.3 | I like to keep it hot. |
| 0:50.0 | I don't care much for cooking. |
| 0:53.1 | I like to eat a lot. |
| 0:55.8 | Scares me where she's driving. |
| 0:58.5 | And that always causes a fight. |
| 1:01.3 | I like to fuck in the morning. |
| 1:03.7 | And I like to fuck at night. |
| 1:12.9 | Sometimes it drives me crazy All those things you do |
| 1:15.5 | You're a big fat gentile |
| 1:18.6 | And you're a dirty Jew |
| 1:20.8 | Sometimes you are wrong |
| 1:23.9 | Sometimes you're not right |
| 1:26.2 | Lighty bus in the morning. |
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