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Slack.com slash DHQ. Hillary Clinton has announced she's ready to come out of the woods. Mrs.

Clinton's remarks at a recent St. Patrick's Day rally, referred to the fact that she has

spent a good deal of time walking in the forests near her ex-urban home in Chapacquan,

New York, ever since her surprising and humiliating and crushing and well-deserved and humiliating

and sort of hilarious and totally humiliating defeat by Donald Trump in her bid to become

the first utterly corrupt female president of the United States. In the wake of that

election, disappointed Democrats have reportedly been taking pilgrimages to Chapacquan in hopes

of catching sight of the reclusive Mrs. Clinton in the woods. The Democrats, who had been

absolutely certain Mrs. Clinton was going to win the election, hiked into the forest where

they were absolutely certain they would see elves, fairies, and unicorns as well as a

socialist system that works. Those who have seen Mrs. Clinton in the woods report that the

defeated, humiliated, disgraced, and humiliated former candidate for dishonest president,

spent her time in the forest, pulling thorns from the hooves of wounded deer, learning the

art of song from the twittering birds, and teaching hawks how to make that loud, piercing

screeching noise when they descend from on high to shred and devour their prey. The

woodland Democrats say they have returned from their Clinton pilgrimage inspired to build

a wall around the forest to protect Mrs. Clinton's natural habitat and ensure she can't

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