Ep 288: An Episode Full Of False Accusations

This Is Important

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 10.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Today, this is what's important:

The Epstein files, Little Monsters, NBA All Stars weekend, Partiful, pizza, grilling, Toy Story, & more.

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0:00.0	Welcome to This Is Important, a production of IHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important.
0:11.7	Today on This Is Important.
0:14.7	Let me get some eyes out of your butt crack.
0:17.0	We're kind of doing the tight thing right now, dude.
0:20.8	By like freaking partying and drinking beer.
0:24.3	Nah, you're not going to get me with that shit.
0:30.3	Let's go.
0:34.6	Yeah.
0:35.6	That shit's important.
0:40.3	That boys are bad.
0:42.3	Everybody's coming.
0:44.3	What's up, fellows?
0:45.3	Not much. What's up with you, Epstein Files?
0:49.3	Dude.
0:50.3	How is that how you open the show, dude?
0:53.3	What's up with you, dude? What's up with you, dude?
0:54.6	What's up with you, dude?
0:55.6	Epstein.
0:56.2	You bring it up every single pod. Well, because I know you're in them. You're in them. Because I know you're in them, dude. There's no way. I'm not that elite. I'm not that elite. Yeah, none of us are, dude. None of us are. Funny Epstein story.
1:10.4	Oh, God.
1:10.9	Here we go again.
1:12.2	Today, I get lunch with he who shall not be named. Voldemort. Oh, Jezaline Maxwell. Jiseline. Close. Kyle Neuichek. Okay. Speaking of Epstein. Speaking of Ep that. We're sitting at like an outdoor table.
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