Ep 287: Six Times Eight Equals Sixty-Eight Masturbate

This Is Important

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Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 10.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Today, this is what's important:

Music, snacks, religion, heart burn, churches, rabbit holes, historical figures, Sean Daddy, dick sizes, learning, & more.

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0:00.0	Welcome to This Is Important, a production of IHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about
0:06.3	what's the most important, bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet.
0:14.3	Today on This Is Important?
0:16.4	That's how good of a life it is to have a huge dick is you get free haircuts for you and all of your friends.
0:23.8	Get me on the gymnastics smats and I'm trouble.
0:27.0	Wouldn't it be interesting to know how large Abraham Lincoln's penis was in comparison to Kubla Khan?
0:37.3	Buckle up
0:38.3	Yes!
0:39.3	We'll do it a lot!
0:42.3	Just...
0:45.3	Oh!
0:46.3	Don't get it, bitch!
0:48.3	Can we play that?
0:52.3	Are we allowed to play that?
0:53.3	I don't know.
0:54.7	We've been told.
0:55.4	We've been told that some of the songs that we're playing, that we, you know, this word, Lucy Goosey stuff.
1:01.2	And we'll play a song, you know, we're a topical podcast.
1:05.6	We might ask, what does that ACDC song sound like?
1:10.6	That's life.
1:11.6	Would you say we just had our, we just had our hand slapped?
1:14.9	We did by the man, by the evil empire.
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