Ep 289: This Cruise Was Important Part 1

This Is Important

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Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 10.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Today, this is what's important:

The first episode recorded on the This Is Important cruise.

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0:00.0	Welcome to This Is Important, a production of IHeart Radio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important.
0:12.5	Today on This Is Important.
0:14.8	They took my kidney and blew me.
0:18.7	I was hard for 11 days.
0:21.6	Push your dick away! You're under arrest!
0:28.6	Let's go!
0:31.6	Look at this!
0:32.6	Pooh!
0:33.6	Whoa!
0:34.6	T-I-I and C. I love it.
0:38.8	This is beautiful.
0:40.9	My God.
0:41.9	Thank you so much for being here.
0:44.2	He's the best.
0:45.6	I know you said that kind of sarcastically, the way you just said that, but that's just how you sound.
0:50.1	Yeah.
0:50.7	Yeah, that's how I sound.
0:52.1	We do actually want to thank you for being here.
1:27.6	My God. Can you believe we made it? We're real happy you're here. Why are you saying it like that? I don't know what you're talking about. I know that's just how he sounds, but we are actually really happy that you're here. Yeah. Now we're cooking. It's so cool. I have love for all of you. I don't know why you're sounding like that. I don't know what. We're very happy that you guys are here. I'm making some lifelong friends, I feel. Absolutely. This cruise. Oh, shit. Are we going to have a reunion later? Like in a year? Like later. Maybe two years. I'm like, tonight? Should we have a year? Like, later.
1:28.6	Maybe two years.
1:29.6	Or we'd have a reunion?
1:30.7	I'm like, tonight?
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