Feminists have decreed that March 8th will be a day without a woman.

So ladies, if you're planning to join this important event,

please remember to stock the refrigerator with sandwiches before you go,

so we'll have something to eat.

Otherwise, I know all us men will be dreading the moment women go on strike all day

and wondering how on earth we're going to store up enough whiskey and cigars

to get through an entire Jason Statham film festival.

But you know, if women are going off on their own after the day,

they seem fair.

Pardon me, there only seems fair that they should leave behind not just men,

but also all the things that men have given them over the years.

After all, if you want us to learn how difficult it would be for men to get along without women,

then you should also have to learn how difficult it would be for women to get along without men.

So on day without a woman day, how about women don't get to use anything

that was invented or discovered by a man?

That would include democracy, cars, computers, aspirin, electricity, telephone, light bulbs,

tools, television, the piano, the internal combustion engine, antibiotics,

the internet, paved roads, lawnmowers, books, clocks, thermometers,

the cysteine chapel, Shakespeare's plays, soda trains, vaccines, paper, steel,

airplanes, the constitution, elevators recorded music,

pasteurized milk, the ballpoint pen, radio zippers, nylon cameras,

movies, synthetic material, email, and pretty much everything else,

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