This seems to be a double standard in Washington when it comes to talking to Russians.

Democrats want to destroy Attorney General Jeff Sessions because he forgot he had had a couple of meetings with the Russian ambassador.

But many Democrats have forgotten their meetings with the Russian ambassador as well.

Attempts to reach the ambassador for Comet were fielded by his wife who said she had never met him.

So he may just be a forgettable sort of person.

Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer claimed there was something sinister about Republican meetings with Russian officials, but then photographs emerged, showing Schumer sharing crispy cream donuts with Russian president Vladimir Putin.

When Schumer was asked about the photographs, he burst into tears and said that the statue of liberty was crying because she loved crispy creams so very much.

Schumer is demanding that a special prosecutor be appointed to investigate any slanders against crispy creams.

He says the entire Trump administration should resign to protect crispy creams reputation for deliciousness.

Senator Democrat Senator Claire McCaskill scoffed at Jeff Sessions for saying he had met with the Russian ambassador because of his work on the Senate Armed Services Committee.

But tweets later revealed that she had met with the Russian ambassador because of her work on the Senate Armed Services Committee.

McCaskill later clarified that unlike Sessions who said he had forgotten those meetings, she had forgotten those meetings so it was completely different.

Barack Obama, who's just as department seems to have been investigating Trump's ties with the Russians, was also shown to have ties with the Russians.

But Obama's spokesman said these were just official meetings during which the president promised Vladimir Putin he would weaken America's missile defenses after his last election when he would no longer have to lie to the American public.

The spokesman said Obama later proved his dedication to defending America against the Russians by gutting our military and facilitating Iran's acquisition of nuclear weapons.

So that's okay then.

Other Democrats who said they hadn't met with the Russians include House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi who said she couldn't remember any meetings with the Russians or where she'd parked her car or what her name was or how all these dead bodies had gotten into her apartment.

There was also Senator Diane Feinstein who said she had never met with the Russians but now she admits she had had a few meetings with Russians but only to discuss cooking recipes and to exchange photographs of the grandchildren and American nuclear installations.

President Donald Trump meanwhile countered charges that his administration had colluded with the Russians during the last election by making the outlandish claim that the Democrats had bugged the phones at Trump Tower.

Trump's absurd claim was made during a private phone conversation with his wife Melania and later released by sources within the FBI.

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