American journalists are absolutely livid that their reckless and irresponsible charges that President Trump colluded with the Russians have been interrupted by President Trump's reckless and irresponsible charges that the Obama administration bugged his phone.

According to the media, reckless irresponsible charges are their job and the President should not interrupt them while they're trying to destroy him.

To keep from being drawn into this vortex of charge and countercharge, we here at the Andrew Clayvin Show are determined to report only on the one administration scandal that is wholly supported by proof, the case of Kellyanne Conway Shoes.

Photographic evidence shows beyond a shadow of a doubt that presidential counsel Kellyanne Conway knelt on the sofa in the Oval Office while trying to take a photograph of President Trump meeting with the heads of historically black universities.

While she knelt, her shoes were pressed into the sofascushions. Now you may say, wow, a Republican President making inroads in the black community. Why, that would leave the Democrats with no voters except illegal immigrants and dead people.

But according to the news media, you're missing the whole point. The shoes concentrate on the shoes. As former President Bill Clinton remarked, quote, I think it's absolutely shameful that a woman should kneel in the Oval Office just to take some sort of stupid photograph.

On, quote, Congressman Keith Ellison, who serves on the Democratic National Committee as deputy chair in charge of anti-Semitic crypto-Islamism, told reporters, quote, this administration has time and time again engaged in dirty tricks like honoring a fallen Navy SEAL hero on national TV while I was not applauding.

Thus trying to make me look like a bitter, unpatriotic radical who wasn't applauding a fallen Navy SEAL hero. And now, this Conway Hussie has the unmedicated gall to kneel on the sofa, burying her seductive knees and displaying her shapely figure with her flowing blonde hair completely uncovered. She should be flagged and then stoned to death.

Metaphorically speaking, of course, unquote, leftist commentator Keith Olderman also commented commented on the incident breaking from his restraints and escaping his handlers long enough to tell reporters, quote,

during my recent electro-shock treatments, messages were injected directly into my brain, revealing that Kellyanne Conway shoes have had repeated contact with Russian shoes who are hell-bent on undermining what was once I dare say the greatest bastion of free shoes in the entire Venucian Galactic Confederation, unquote.

According to journalists, the shoe incident underscores the chaos in the Trump administration, largely caused by journalists running around in an hysterical panic looking for scandals that aren't there. As one CNN reporter put it, quote,

no act of good governance, inspiring speech-making or wise policy by Donald Trump can receive news coverage until every legal and harmless meeting with Russian officials has been exposed, and the bust of Martin Luther King is returned to the spot in the Oval Office where it never left, unquote.

And we here at the Andrew Klaven show say, yes, fight bravely on mainstream media journalists. Now that Ringling Brothers Circus is closing, you are our last source of irrelevant clowns.

Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Klaven, and this is the Andrew Klaven show.

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All right. So Democrats say that now that Donald Trump is absolutely finished because he insulted John McCain.

Oh, no, wait, it's Democrats say that Donald Trump has finished because he's made rude sexual comments. No, wait, wait, it's Democrats say Donald Trump has finished because he tweeted the Barack Obama's bugging his phone. That's the one where I'm not right.

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