The blue eyes, the leather.

I think a wardrobe changes in order.

On the other hand, I could just stop bathing and wear a smelly wolfskin that'd turn them off.

That's true. Of course, you'd also be traveling alone.

Did you just let me hit you?

I know you nailed me fair and square.

Ah, I almost got you that time. No, you didn't. What are you talking about? I was this close. You were this close, because I let you get this close. Are you sitting on the soap? That's just great. It's going to smell like fish for days.

I like the house to cold.

I like to keep it hot.

I don't care much for cooking

I like to eat a lot

scares me where she's driving

and that always causes a bite

I like to fuck in the morning

and I like to fuck at night

sometimes it drives me crazy All those things you do You're a big fat gentile And you're a dirty chew Sometimes you are wrong Sometimes you're not right

I like deep us in the morning

And I suck to get night

Ladies and gentlemen

Welcome to the Perfect Ten podcast

And now your host

Ralphie Mae, I'm Juan O'Hirno.

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