give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and

free onto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run

you it's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart Jordan Morris

boy detective can I offer a few thank yous here at the top of the program

which is not I do not want to miss this opportunity right you don't want to

seem ungrateful for you know 10 minutes can I be honest with you Jordan hmm I'm

pretty high on caffeine right now okay would you would you get in yet I well

here's the thing okay ordinarily I think some listen and when you're high on

caffeine it makes you more grateful yes some people you know feel a little

anxious or some people feel you know positive you feel grateful I I don't

usually consume caffeine because it is a migraine trigger for me however our

friend John Hodgman hosted the Judge John Hodgman podcast here on the

maximum fun network was kind enough for my birthday to send me a six

pack of Dublin doctor pepper you familiar with Dublin doctor I'm not just like

uh oh go ahead in Dublin Texas it was it's one of the oldest doctor

pepper or was one of the oldest doctor pepper botlers in the country and

they were the only doctor pepper botler bottling doctor pepper with sugar

rather than corn structure for a very long time so this is kind of a mexican

coke situation exactly and they had for for a long time they had the sole

franchise to mail order doctor pepper so from time to time my wife would order

me for example uh regular caffeine-free doctor pepper which

sometimes folks will bring me as a thoughtful gift at max one con or

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