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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 275: Ghost Zoo with John Roy

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2013

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Comedian John Roy joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jordan's coyote attack, Cumberbitches, HBO programming, and morning radio.

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

0:06.0

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

0:11.0

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

0:14.0

Jordan Moore's boy detective. Beautiful day in Los Angeles mid-80s.

0:18.0

Yeah, right? What's the humidity like?

0:20.0

It's a low red, relatively low humidity. This is Los Angeles. This is not a particularly humid region.

0:27.0

True boy. And I'm in like stamina mode right now. Jesse, I know you're a non-drinker.

0:33.0

So this is an important to you. But I mean, last weekend, sinko to drinko this weekend.

0:39.0

Mother's day. I can't. I don't know when I'm going to recuperate.

0:46.0

I'm just going to have to have a bottle of water.

0:49.0

Let's introduce our guest. You know him is a stand-up comedian traveling the nation

0:53.0

and entertaining the people of this great country. Mr. John Roy.

0:57.0

What's up? How are you, sir? I'm good. I want to let you guys know that these armpits in this t-shirt

1:02.0

are you're going to watch a bad.

1:05.0

If you got a high-end tight, it's a heathered tee.

1:10.0

There's going to be spread. Yes.

1:13.0

How long before it becomes visible to you?

1:16.0

Because I can't. I don't not see it any pitting out right now.

1:18.0

Well, right now it's still it's still confined to the non-visible portion of the pit if your arms are down.

1:23.0

Right.

1:24.0

But it will creep around the border.

1:26.0

It will come out like the mustard on the burger when finally comes down the side of the burger out of the bun.

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