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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 277: Farticus Poops and Toots

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2013

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Jordan and Jesse fly solo this week and discuss the MaxFun softball team, Jordan's most recent celebrity sighting, Fast Six, and Jesse recommends some underwear.

Transcript

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0:00.0

give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and

0:05.2

free onto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and

0:09.8

run you it's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne the home run hitter Jordan Morris

0:16.0

boy detective wow new nickname did somebody make a double play I'm guessing I'm

0:23.3

just guessing I know we we always record this after softball did you make a double

0:28.7

play we had a great we had a great softball practice you know previously we

0:35.0

had been Brian Sonny D and I had had softball practice immediately before

0:40.3

George Jesse go I mean we're talking about getting the car drive to the

0:44.2

office jump here shower at the office you're usually still eating orange

0:47.9

slices when we're doing this exactly I got my juice box in my mouth this

0:52.7

week we changed the schedule up a little bit we went 10 to noon okay you know

0:57.4

that makes room for my friend a long lunch pizza party nice good that's what I

1:03.4

like to hear that's what I like to hear yeah but I and you know what it's my

1:07.8

team I was buying sure I buy two large pizzas yeah you got to do that you got

1:13.8

it you got pizza money and you know what Sonny D Nick White go ahead order a

1:18.5

coke hey yeah everybody else water cups or pay for your own beverages

1:25.8

softball it's fun I'll tell you though we had a game what do I hold on pizza with

1:31.3

one cheese one supreme one deluxe one pepperoni no vegetarians okay one vegan

1:37.4

but she ordered her own little thing okay because she we're not gonna order a

1:41.5

whole she just ate a pile of napkins yes she ate the food equivalent of a

1:47.1

pile of napkins sure which is to say a pizza without cheese on it yeah an

1:50.8

artichoke with marinara sauce two boy yeah bum yeah bummer for vegans at a

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