From the server space of your podcast distributor, this is the third semi-annual general

conference of the Quorum of the Infants on Thrones.

This broadcast is furnishes a public service of infants onthrones.com.

Any reproduction, recording, transcription, or other'el l'Elujah. Our dear Heavenly Father, we're so thankful for this the April 2016 session of conference.

Please bless us as we listen to these inspired leaders, tell us how to read our scriptures go to church and have faith please bless our

beloved prophet president monson as he and the apostles warn us about the dangers

of the internet and attacks on the family.

In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen. We thank the O'Lore for the essays to explain ugly history away

to help redefine words like translate

and clarify doctrines about policies on race,

how God commanded Brother Joseph

to collect all the girls he could take.

To delve much further into history

is to knock at a postes gait.

Thank you to the choir for that wonderful song and message.

My dear brothers and sisters, it is with great joy that I welcome you to another infant general

conference. It has been an eventful time since our last conference.

Most notably, there was a thing in one of our handbooks about how we treat certain groups and the kids

that people found out about that we really didn't intend for them to find out about. And when they did, they got kind of mad and we got a lot of bad press from the haters. So then we told them that they had just

misunderstood and it really wasn't that bad at all but they really weren't buying it, so the haters gave us bad press again.

Then we made a helpful clarification that contradicted the thing we wrote in the first place and didn't really clarify the thing the people were upset about originally.

So they still weren't really buying it.

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