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What the fuck are we doing here?

That's deep, bro.

Hi, welcome to that deep, bro serious question that the silly people...

I'm Christina Peshetzky, your host, and I hope you had a great week.

I hope it was meaningful.

I hope you enjoyed your life.

Enjoy it while you can.

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Did you know that?

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There's very few things you're in control of.

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