What is that?

What and the fuck are we doing here?

That's deep, bro.

Hi, welcome to that deep, bro.

Serious questions with silly people.

I am your host, Christina Pizzytski, and I'm back at home.

I was in Cincinnati this last weekend just eating tons of food that's not good for me.

Some chili, waffles, two days in a row with bacon.

That's a healthy breakfast, right?

Just bacon and waffles, just a lot of sugar, and then salty meat.

And then I lay down.

I go straight to nap, which is what you're supposed to do after terrible meals.

Hey, if you want to support my show, do me a flave if you shop on Amazon, which I hope you do,

because it really is like the best way to be as lazy as humanly possible

and simultaneously as productive as possible.

As long as you have an ounce of patience, you can do almost anything on Amazon.

And by that, I mean, hey, I need notebooks, because I write a lot in spiral notebooks.

I can either A, get off my couch, go outside into the blinding sunshine of California,

maybe put some shoes on and some sensible, reasonable pants,

which I don't really like to wear reasonable pants.

Maybe I get out of my house and I go and I run into somebody at the CVS who I don't want to talk to.

Isn't that the worst?

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