Come see me June the week of June 18th at the Denver improv. I'll be telling jokes there like Thursday through Sunday

And I think that's it

Yeah, so okay, let's do this. Hi Kevin. Hi. Thanks for being here. Thank you for having me

Your Twitter is at Kevin G. Christie in case people want to to find you find me

You're the you're the neatest person. I just I've been enthralled with you for years really

Yeah, ever since you saved my life in a gas station. I mean that again. That's a relative. That's that's a selective memory story

Yeah, you did though. I remit okay. I would the way I remember it. It was is it the Chevron Chevron and to look like yes

Was that guy trying to sell you jury? I don't remember I honestly I remember him having like a necklace

He was kind of fat and like kind of mowly looking yeah

I remember I think he had like a gold necklace and he was like hey, you should you're a pretty lady

You should buy this gold necklace and you're like nah, man. I'm good

And then he just wouldn't go away and so I think and I knew who you I knew you I you were a stranger to me

I was like I know her. She's a comic. I think you met for like ten years ago

This is a long time ago and so I just went like dude

Leave her alone. Wow. Yeah, and then he was like oh, you're gonna be like the big hero and I think I was like maybe dude

like that

And then he left or whatever and then after the fact you were like he had mace and I was like oh, I definitely didn't know he had mace

That may I may have been like should I watch her get mace like I'm not sure

Like that's to that is a good example like an event where you and I had different narratives

Yeah, that's true because I

My end of it was like you know women get pestered all the time. Yeah, and publicly

I've learned how to deflect any and all interaction with other human beings. No, I contact

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