Ep. 26 Loose Pubes and way too much DNA
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2013
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
In episode 26 of "The Perfect 10," producer Danny Lobell takes a health shot from Lahna Turner and freaks out. Lahna and Ralphie interview porn star and Charlie Sheen ex Bree Olson about her life, dating Charlie, and the business, and Ari Shaffir takes Lahna on a tour of the Comedy Store, complete with tales of romance in all the rooms. The musical guest of the week, live from Nashville, is The Lonely H.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, Danny. What you have in front of you is a shot from a place called Earth Bar, which I go |
| 0:06.8 | to pretty regularly, and it's a cold and sinus shot. And it's full of mysterious things that help |
| 0:13.6 | clean out your senses. Wow. And I know you've been dealing a lot with a variety of different health |
| 0:18.2 | issues lately. Now you're going to add another one. Well, I wanted to see how it go. Now, you've got an orange wedge here because it literally is like a shot. You have to like cut it with something right after you do it. Wow. Now, I've got you a double shot here. There's actually a single size you could get, but I think the double is really going to knock it out of you, |
| 0:38.1 | get the demons out of you. |
| 0:39.3 | Holy crap. So are you ready to do it? I got one for me too, so you're not, I don't think I just showed up here making you do something fucked up. You've talked about this before. I'm kind of scared. Because I know you haven't been feeling well. I'm kind of scared. So this place has all kinds of stuff like that. |
| 0:36.7 | It's very L.A. |
| 0:37.6 | So welcome to L.A. |
| 0:38.4 | This is my official. |
| 0:39.0 | Welcome to L.A. |
| 0:39.5 | Cheers. you haven't been feeling well. I'm kind of scared. So this place has all kinds of stuff like that. |
| 0:55.1 | It's very L.A. |
| 0:56.1 | So welcome to L.A. |
| 0:56.9 | This is my official. |
| 0:57.4 | Welcome to L.A. |
| 0:57.9 | Cheers. |
| 0:58.5 | Cheers. |
| 1:00.4 | Oh, my God. |
| 1:06.6 | Oh. |
| 1:07.8 | Do the orange. |
| 1:12.1 | Oh, my God Oh |
| 1:13.6 | Oh |
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