Ep. 269 - The Swamp Strikes Back

The Andrew Klavan Show

Society & Culture

4.8 • 22.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2017

⏱️ 38 minutes

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President Trump promised he would drain the swamp — but was he aware it was filled with hideous creatures who would come crawling out to protect their swampy home? Plus the Mailbag (Woo-hoo) providing answers to every single problem anyone ever had. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	According to the news media, the White House is in chaos.
0:04.0	The administration is falling apart, and Donald Trump will never be able to win the Republican nomination for president.
0:10.0	Oh wait, scratch that last one.
0:12.0	I'll never win the election for president.
0:14.0	Oh wait.
0:16.0	Well anyway, let's move on.
0:18.0	All across this great land from New York to Los Angeles and nowhere in between,
0:22.0	the mainstream media is declaring that President Donald Trump's administration is in disarray.
0:27.0	The resignation of Michael Flynn reveals a White House that can never possibly match such landmark accomplishments of the last administration as...
0:35.0	Uh... wait, I'm thinking.
0:39.0	The guy was in office for eight years. He must have accomplished something.
0:43.0	What was his name again? Skinny coffee-colored guy. Had a name like a terrorist? I forget.
0:48.0	But to return to the ineffectiveness of the Trump administration, the media, having scoured the opinions of the populace from 57th Street and Manhattan all the way to 43rd,
0:56.0	had decided that this is an administration doomed to failure.
1:00.0	Mainstream journalist Mendesius Racehire says there's absolutely no indication that a man like Donald Trump can succeed.
1:07.0	Mr. Racehire was a reporter for The New York Times, a former newspaper, until he was fired in the latest round of cutbacks there and evicted from his apartment.
1:15.0	The former reporter for the former paper gave a press conference in his former apartment,
1:19.0	standing in his underwear before an array of empty wine bottles and saying, quote, why on earth would anyone think Donald Trump could accomplish anything as president?
1:29.0	Sure, he was a successful real estate developer and a TV star, and he won his presidential campaign.
1:35.0	But can he do this? Mr. Racehire then held a cigarette lighter to his backside and caused the flame to explode clear across the room.
1:42.0	He was immediately hired to work at CNN. It's apparently a talent they look for there.
1:47.0	Other journalists are now claiming that Trump is mentally ill. Former blogger Andrew Sullivan speaking from the former blogger's home for the consistently ridiculous, told CNN, quote, Trump is a pathological liar.
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