Well, it's Valentine's Day, and that seems like a good time for our monthly visit to our favorite website

Every Day Feminism. Every day feminism is a place where straight men can go to experience the true joy of feminism

which is making fun of feminism. It's also a place where women can go if they're unhappy,

angry, confused, and perpetually dissatisfied, and they want to be with other women like themselves.

Today on Every Day Feminism, we find a post entitled,

nine fantastic ways to be a practicing feminist with your partner, and you know just how fantastic it's going to be because it's illustrated with a picture of a happy gay Eurasian man washing dishes.

I'm not sure what that's about, but I know if a happy gay Eurasian man would come over to my house and wash dishes, that would be fantastic.

And when he's done, maybe he could take out the trash.

The post is written by Tori Truchite.

No, really, that's her name, I swear.

And Tori Truchite explains that she's a lesbian who enjoys dating masculine women.

So she knows a lot about being with men because her friends tell her about it, and it sounds very difficult.

I'm not making any of this up.

So Tori Truchite asks, what does feminism look like in a relationship with a man?

Which of course is a difficult question to answer since it would involve finding a man who is in a relationship with a feminist

and is able to stop sobbing long enough to explain what it's like.

But as a lesbian who dates masculine women, Tori Truchite offers the following nine guidelines to straight men for how to be in a relationship with a feminist.

No. 1. Continually ask for consent.

Tori Truchite writes, and this is a direct quote, so help me, I've lived in a tragic bind for the last decade, which is that I'm a lesbian who loves breasts,

but I'm attracted to masculine women who don't enjoy their breasts being touched.

Unquote.

So if you're a man in that situation, make sure to continually ask for consent before sneaking out the back door and never going home again.

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