Ep 267 – Church Museum
Infants on Thrones
Infants on Thrones
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2016
⏱️ 74 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | In a world where nothing is as it seems, where men speak to God and sleep with other men's |
| 0:08.0 | wives because he told them to, where being a Mormon is super awesome and fake ancient church artifacts come alive before your very eyes. |
| 0:19.0 | There is a museum unlike any of the world has ever known, and only two men are brave enough to reveal its secrets. |
| 0:28.4 | Freckin' awesome! |
| 0:29.4 | This is a museum? |
| 0:33.0 | I cannot tolerate this time for chaos. |
| 0:36.0 | At least hell! |
| 0:40.0 | Oh my God! |
| 0:42.0 | Can they hear those keys? |
| 0:44.0 | A! |
| 0:45.0 | A! Whoa! |
| 0:46.0 | Fire up the Iron Horse boys. |
| 0:48.0 | Oh! |
| 0:51.0 | For crying out loud. |
| 0:55.0 | Come to work with the internet. |
| 0:56.0 | You won't be disappointed. This is sage and Tom's night at the Church History Museum. |
| 1:17.0 | This is Infants on Thrones. |
| 1:21.0 | Philosophy of men mingled with humans. |
| 1:25.0 | We are the core. |
| 1:27.0 | Hey everyone, Sage here. You might remember me from such infants |
| 1:37.2 | episodes as on being Sage Turk and disproving Santa, which between you and me probably should have been titled Sant apologetics, but eh, it's too late now. |
| 1:49.0 | So on September 29, 2015, the church released a policy stating that wait wait hold on nope actually |
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