Yeah, but even a martini's a bold, because martini's, fuck, I got fucking hammered on martin.

I stumbled on the strip house on Saturday.

I got fucking lit up, dude.

It is weird that martinis are the classy drink, because it is just liquor in a cup.

Let's start with that.

That's good.

We're rolling. Yeah, it's a good point. No, it's liquor in a cup. Let's start with that. That's good. Go rolling. Yeah, it's a good point.

No, it's the dignified drink.

Yeah. But like, you know who drank martini's Churchill? He looked like shit. Oh, my God. He was fucking obese. He was bloated. He went to the White House and the whole staff hated him. They're like, he's walking around his underwear. he's kicking the dog

he's smoking a cigar

like 8 a.m.

Well dude he was

because here's a thing

calorie wise are probably them. They're like, he's walking around his underwear, he's kicking the dog. He's smoking a cigar, like 8 a.m. Well, dude, he was, because here's a thing, calorie-wise, they're probably not as bad if you go dry, because it's just vodka or gin, right? Right. But if you're drinking that, you're drunk. Yeah, yeah, it's liquor and olive juice. Oh, that's for dirty. Dry is just a vermouth.

That's true.

But you're getting fucking lit up on the... I have a few and I'm fucking gone. I love them. It's a great drink. Oh, you do feel classy. You do. Until the third. Yeah, yeah. And then you're like, I'm a fucking drunk. I hate the cup, though. I get a martini and a rocks glass.

I've done it, but it's, I'll do this. See, I don't like getting that like a Manhattan in a, in the up. Oh, I hate that. Because that's not, it's too, it's a whiskey drink. Nothing brown should come in that fucking glass. But you got to drink the martini at the martini glass. I like when they give you the oversized giant glass and they just give you the regular serving.

Oh. But you got to drink the martini at the martini glass. I like when they give you the oversized giant glass and they just give you the regular serving.

So it just doesn't go up because it's not like who the fuck?

Yeah.

Of course.

I'm in a pack bar here.

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