Ep 266: Chelsea Handler

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Tickets for Chelsea Handler’s The High and Mighty Tour are on sale now at chelseahandler.com Chelsea Handler joins Mark and Sam for a wide-ranging, unfiltered hang. She talks hosting the Critics Choice Awards, bombing early in her career, gambling wins, dating comedians, Antarctica on molly, writing seven New York Times bestsellers, and why freedom matters more than anything. The guys swap Conan stories, debate talk shows dying, complain about lamps and overhead lighting, picky eaters, gambling chaos, tour life, and wild relationship history. One of the loosest, funniest episodes in a while. Sponsored by: Build your business with Shopify Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBDMerch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Tickets for Chelsea Handler’s The High and Mighty Tour:https://chelseahandler.com Sam Morril tickets:https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand tickets:https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios:https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #ChelseaHandler #MarkNormand #SamMorril #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #Shopify #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi, boys.
0:07.2	Hey, hey.
0:08.2	Hello, hello, sir.
0:10.2	Howdy?
0:11.2	Hey.
0:12.2	How are you?
0:13.2	Hi, good.
0:14.2	Hi, Mark, Chelsea.
0:14.4	How are you?
0:15.2	Where do you guys want me?
0:16.2	Right here, yeah.
0:17.2	That's your mic.
0:18.2	Look at that.
0:19.2	Look at us.
0:20.2	Yeah, I want to drink. No pressure, no pressure Can we get you something to drink? Oh, yeah.
0:21.6	Yeah, I want to drink.
0:22.6	No pressure, no pressure. Oh, I want to drink. I love drinking. We'll drink whatever you drink. I'll have a tankeret with a splash of soda. Who's making the drink? The big man. Oh, God, I don't know if you're going to make it right. Do you guys have short glasses or only these tall glasses?
0:36.5	Whatever you need.
0:37.5	Whatever you want.
0:38.1	Whatever you want.
0:38.1	Oh my God.
0:39.4	Look a dreidel sippy cup. I like a short glass. I got to go to Fowler after this, so I got to get a buzz. Oh, yeah. He'll be buzzed. So are you a comedian? Yeah. Oh, sorry. No. We met years ago with Amy Schumer.
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