Ep 263: JP McDade - Rachel Feinstein - Scott Rogowsky : Holi-daze with Mark Normand and Sam Morril

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2025

⏱️ 104 minutes

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JP McDade, Rachel Feinstein, and Scott Rogowsky join Mark and Sam for a stacked episode packed with chaos, crowd stories, and comedy shop talk. With guest bartender Maddie (@maddieshuman on IG) keeping the drinks flowing, they get into stand-up road madness, industry gossip, dating disasters, hecklers, bombs, wins, and the weird energy that only happens when comics hang out offstage. Loose drinks, loose mouths, and a lot of bad ideas. JP McDadeStand-up comedian and writer https://www.mcdadebaby.com/bio Rachel FeinsteinStand-up comedian and actress https://rachel-feinstein.com/ Scott RogowskyTV host, comedian, and creator of HQ Trivia https://www.instagram.com/scottrogowsky Guest Bartender:MaddieFollow Maddie on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddieshuman Sponsored by: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/DRUNK Right now, Soul is offering 30% off your entire order https://GetSoul.com Use code WMBD Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #JPMcDade #RachelFeinstein #ScottRogowsky #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #bodegacatwhiskey 00:00 Holiday Vibes and Bartender Maddie 02:22 Festive Drinks and Holiday Traditions 03:33 Comedy Show Trips and Flying Stories 10:09 Big Celebrities in the Crowd 12:33 Celebrity DMs, Online Etiquette, and Sliding In 17:47 Holiday Plans and Standup Gigs 24:08 Hangovers, Adderall, and Life on the Road 29:20 Basketball With Adam Sandler 33:15 Sponsor Messages and Comic Banter 37:40 Holiday Gift Exchanges & Comic Impressions 41:47 Wild Bar Stories and Dating Mishaps 48:36 Crazy Exes and Relationship Horror Stories 56:46 Podcast Career Stories & Clearing the Air 01:01:36 Getting Personal: Breakups and Dating Apps 01:10:11 Older Women & Dating Preferences 01:17:53 Comedy Roots, Early Open Mic Days 01:26:08 Plugging Shows and Standup Memories 01:31:01 Comic Camaraderie & Writing Process 01:34:42 Closing Thoughts, Reflections, and Farewells Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, happy holidays.
0:09.4	This is, this is, oh, look it.
0:10.5	We're rolling around here.
0:11.8	This is a, this is a good time of year, man.
0:13.8	Look at this.
0:14.5	I feel like Clark Griswold here.
0:16.6	And we got a Santa, Manora, Kwanza.
0:20.3	Like every other building in New York, 99% Christmas, and then we stuck a little fucking Minora. Yeah. But Hanukkah's over. Labia Majora and Minora right here. Maddie, everybody. Maddie. We got a bartender for this episode. Yes. Where did they find you? Ah, only fans. Oh, Craigslist. Hell yeah. Craigslist. Was that around your swinging time, Peters? Does she come with a cock ring? With an inquiry for feedpicks and... Oh, my God. That would be hilarious if Matt was doing dirty shit. He was like, you can come on, but you got to show us your pussy, and we're like, Matt. Oh, my Jesus. Oh, man. Holy hell. I was being said lingerie is my costume. Whoa, is that what he? Oh, Peters. You dog. Peters, apparently you're a casting couch rapist. He sent her a G-string?
1:31.1	A C-C-R. Oh, it came with. Oh, it came with. Okay. Oh, good. All right. He still picked it. We came with it, too. Right out of the box. Okay. Wow, Maddie, good to have you. Good to be here. Are you a Christian lady? My parents never really forced any religion on me, so. Wow, so progressive. Yeah. They've been very much like you can do what you want. But what do they celebrate? Christmas. Oh, all right, yeah. So you did Christmas. We did Christmas, but there was never like a church.
1:45.4	Sure, same here. My parents forced something else on me.
1:47.7	But, yeah, we had a good time.
1:50.6	Well, yeah, you'll be whipping up some libations, some adult beverages.
1:54.3	What are we doing here?
1:55.6	I was thinking old-fashioned.
1:57.5	Wow.
1:58.8	What's the twist?
2:00.1	This is some ginger powder that I just got from Zanzibar. Whoa. I love it. Zanzibar. We also have lactate eggnog, if anyone is feeling. I'll do some eggnog as well. I'm just an eggnog fanatic. I put in my coffee starting December 1st. I like a little eggnog. I can't think of it without the classic Davidel joke, Elfcom. Yeah.
2:18.2	Elfcombe. starting December 1st. I like a little eggnog. I can't think of it without the classic Davidel joke,
2:18.8	elf cum.
2:19.2	Yeah.
2:20.8	Elfcom.
2:23.4	I can call this cocktail to come teeny if you feel.
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