Ep 262: Jerry Seinfeld

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2025

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Big time ep this week. Jerry Seinfeld joins Mark and Sam for a master class in standup, craft, bombing, discipline, and the joy and pain of joke writing. They get into brutality onstage, late night comedy history, why Sebastian’s physicality kills, Rodney stories, Carlin stories, obsessing over bits that never work, and how to stay sharp decades into a career. Plus, some classic peeves, movie talk, and deep comedy philosophy. A monster episode. Sponsored by: Go to https://quince.com/drunk for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/DRUNK Go to https://Lucy.co/DRUNK and use promo code DRUNK to get 20 percent off your first order. Go to https://sheath.com and use promo code Drunk for 20 percent off. Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #JerrySeinfeld #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #bodegacatwhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	this is the worst part of the podcast world what's that it's just that you're you're set in a spot
0:15.3	you're like you stay here it's like a dog right you. You sit. You stay here.
0:21.5	Yeah.
0:22.2	Right?
0:24.9	In comedy, it's free.
0:25.8	It's about freedom.
0:27.7	You don't move a ton, though.
0:29.0	Do you move a lot?
0:29.5	Yeah.
0:30.1	Oh, yeah. I guess you do.
0:30.8	You told me to move more.
0:31.8	Yeah.
0:32.1	Yeah.
0:33.4	Yeah, it's boring watching someone stand there.
0:36.0	Sure.
0:36.7	Oh, man.
1:27.6	I don't... Wait for him. He's planted like a magnet on the ground. You gotta walk. Yeah. He doesn't walk. Really, it keeps... it does keep them awake. I mean, I didn't, at the beginning, when I first started playing theaters, I didn't. And then I realized, why am I not using this? Right. He's the whole thing and you got to use it. Look at Chris Rock. I mean, that guy never stops. Yeah, he's a stomper. That's car. He likes to, he likes to march around. But that's why I hate Zoom com. Do you ever do a Zoom gig? Who am I talking to? Why don't know what you'd do a Zoom? He didn't have to compromise. Let's start with an introduction here of who's here. Oh, okay. So you know who's here. I think people know. Zoom gig. No. No, people did him. A lot of people do them. I know did him. Yeah, I know. He's a psycho. I think, is Gaffigant to him, too?
1:28.4	I bet he did.
1:29.1	Yeah.
1:31.5	Yeah, but my point is you can't move.
1:32.5	You're stuck on the street. But we were so sick that we convinced ourselves it wasn't that bad during that time.
1:35.7	Yeah.
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