New Year, new me. Nah. I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things I love. Like enjoying

a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My only resolution is

to enjoy more of what I love. Like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut.

All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks. For no extra charge. While stocks

last subject to availability. According to news reports, Democrats are planning to hold seminars

for Democrat candidates on how to talk to real Americans. I'm not making that up. These seminars

will attempt to teach Democrats to stop speaking Democrat and start speaking real American in the hopes

that they will make Democrat policies sound as if they were real American policies and thus

cause real Americans to mistake Democrats for real Americans and vote for them. As Democrats

seminar leaders Shay Avanovich Mahamed told reporters, quote, if we can't convince real Americans to

vote for us, then we won't be able to fundamentally transform America into something else. And that's

un-American. Maybe it's American. Sometimes I get those two confused. Unquote. The Daily Wire has

managed to obtain or invent a prospective syllabus for the Democrat seminars listing the topics with

a brief description of each class. Among the topics to be discussed will be guns, what are they,

and how can we ban them? The syllabus says quote, many Americans have come to feel that the

Constitution's Second Amendment Protection of the Right to Bear Arms should be interpreted as a

protection of their right to bear arms. When talking to real Americans, Democrats should carefully

explain how dangerous guns are by showing how every time they are in the hands of Islamic terrorists,

they go off and kill someone. If the real Americans tell Democrats that we should ban Islamic

terrorists instead of banning guns, Democrats should explain to the real Americans that they are

making the statue of Liberty Cry because that's not who we are. Hopefully this will convince the

real Americans to be who we are instead of being real Americans. Unquote. Another seminar listed

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