Ep. 261 - TRUMP HOMERS WHILE DEMS GO INSANE
The Andrew Klavan Show
The Andrew Klavan Show
4.8 • 22.7K Ratings
🗓️ 1 February 2017
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sometimes running a business can feel like swimming upstream in Siberia. |
| 0:05.0 | Welcome. |
| 0:06.0 | With a bear clinging onto your leg. |
| 0:08.0 | But zero online accounting software can help you manage the ins and outs of your finances in real time. |
| 0:14.0 | So you can keep them running smoothly. |
| 0:17.0 | Soon it will feel more like you're going down a water slide. |
| 0:19.0 | Your turn. |
| 0:20.0 | In a rubber ring. |
| 0:21.0 | Or being serenaded by a string quartet. |
| 0:26.0 | Search zero with an X. |
| 0:28.0 | But this healthy business is beautiful. |
| 0:30.0 | President Donald Trump has issued an executive order containing Jesus' sermon on the mount. |
| 0:35.0 | Anti-Serman protesters immediately took to the streets in major cities around the country, |
| 0:40.0 | while Democrats in Congress vowed to oppose the sermon and journalists and movie actors |
| 0:44.0 | joined together in a rollicking anti-Trump music video to the tune of Uptown Funk. |
| 0:49.0 | Senate Democrat leader Chuck Schumer burst into tears as he declared that the sermon order was a mean-spirited violation |
| 0:55.0 | of the separation of church and state. |
| 0:58.0 | In a statement before reporter Schumer said, quote, America is not some sort of theocracy |
| 1:02.0 | where the president can just come into our homes and force us to bless the pure of heart. |
| 1:06.0 | Are we going to start having heart purity tests and denying people blessings of their impure? |
| 1:10.0 | It's outrageous. |
| 1:11.0 | True Americans must oppose this sort of religious oppression. |
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