Ep 261: Sam Morril and Mark Normand

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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No guest this week, but Mark and Sam go deep on bombs, butt-plug subway sightings, Skankfest chaos, slow eaters, Chipotle crimes, Utah threesomes, Knicks heartbreak, Fallon and Stiller encounters, panic attacks on stage, AI nightmares, Hedberg memories, and a full tour through comedy hell gigs. This one has everything: rants, peeves, wild stories, wisdom, filth, and a surprising amount of baseball. Sponsored by: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today athttps://shopify.com/drunk Find your forever cookware @hexclad Visit https://hexclad.com and cook like a pro. #hexcladpartner For a limited time, get 40 percent off your entire order Go to https://GetSoul.com and use the code WMBD F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15 percent off with the code DRUNK15 https://theperfectjean.nyc/DRUNK15 #theperfectjeanpod Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBDMerch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril tickets: https://punchup.live/sammorril/ticketsMark Normand tickets: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #Shopify #Hexclad #GetSoul #PerfectJean #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Did he really just butt plugs?
0:07.0	I'm getting a lot of butt plugs stuff in my algo.
0:11.0	No, not I.
0:12.0	Like people inserting them on the subway.
0:15.0	What?
0:16.0	Yeah, yeah, it's really weird.
0:17.0	Butt plugs?
0:18.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:19.0	Who's inserting a butt plug on the subway like ladies you tell us it's on
0:22.4	the two train all right all right and we're off to the races guys good to get to be back a solo app which
0:30.2	i'm i'm kind of pumped for dude it's about time we got a lot to talk about it's been a minute i mean
0:34.8	not really we talked but that but. That's true.
0:38.3	But I was in SkaG Fest.
0:40.2	You were in Utah.
0:53.6	We did a Knicks game. You bombed at a Mr. Baseball. Ooh, that hurt, dude. That was, that was, it is, you ever those cartoon bombs where you just start sweating? Mm-hmm. It's insane. It's like your body's having a reaction.
0:54.3	Yeah.
0:57.4	It was awful. I felt bad.
0:54.3	Your body's having a reaction. Yeah.
0:56.0	It was awful.
1:11.4	It was, I felt bad. Your body's going through fight or flight. You don't even realize it, you know. You get the back sweat. Your mouth gets dry. You kind of start stammering. But you walk in, oh, yeah, there we go. With Donny baseball himself, Don Mattingly. I just posted, yeah, sometimes you bomb in front of one of your heroes.
1:12.2	That's part of it.
1:13.8	You don't think about that when you get into this.
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