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We Might Be Drunk

Ep 260: Pete Holmes

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2025

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

No one riffs like Pete Holmes. The boys sit down with the King of Whimsy for a wild ride of comedy philosophy, stroke stories, Seinfeld deep dives, porno charts, music bits, youth pastor energy, and the eternal mystery of the trumpet. Plus, they break down the art of delivery, the curse of crowd work, LA vs NYC hangs, kid-fucking Mike callbacks, and why Pete wants comedians thrown off stage by ICE. A classic WMBD hang. Sponsored by: Shop Mint Unlimited Plans at https://MINTMOBILE.com/WMBD Give the gift of smooth this holiday season with The Performance Package 5.0 Ultra. Get 15% OFF your entire order with code WMBD at https://Manscaped.com Take advantage of Ridge’s Biggest Sale of the Year and GET UP TO 47% Off by going to https://www.Ridge.com/DRUNK #Ridgepod Go to https://Lucy.co/DRUNK and use promo code DRUNK to get 20% off your first order Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #PeteHolmes #MarkNormand #SamMorril #MintMobile #Manscaped #RidgeWallet #Lucy #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Have you guys ever been near panic attack on stage?

0:09.0

I don't think so.

0:10.0

I've been near shitting.

0:11.0

I just had a club.

0:13.0

Where was I?

0:14.0

Maybe I'll leave out where I was.

0:16.0

It's better.

0:17.0

But I was doing a club this was about a week ago.

0:19.0

Late Friday. Lady in the front lovely lady

0:23.8

meaning I had engaged with her a couple times and I don't really do crowd work so she was talking to

0:28.5

me and so I was addressing her and you know being nice and everything towards the 45 minute mark

0:34.4

I only know that because you'll see she collapses.

0:38.4

Whoa! She falls. I look up, there's like a commotion and she's on the ground and

0:43.1

she's going, I'm okay. And of course I go like... Vaccine. Vaccine. The microchips are working. I forgot

0:52.1

that my Illuminati up, I had set it to go off right before I closed.

0:56.8

No, she kind of had like a headwrap that could have gone either way.

1:00.8

Maybe she was struggling with something.

1:02.7

I know it's hard to riff on the subject, but she did fall.

1:06.4

And it was impossible to continue.

1:10.7

Head wrap before or after? The head wrap was sort of like a... Like gauze or something? Oh, no, no, not gauze. Like a stylish headwrap. Oh. But that might have conveyed chemotherapy. Oh, okay. I would say, don't... If someone's got gauze in the head, don't sit them up front. No, no, no, no. No.

1:46.0

But I, you know, I just was like, I don't know what, I was just honest. That's always the best move, right? I was like, I don't know what to do. I could keep going. I tried, like, a couple quick jokes, and they got laughs, but they're these types of laughs. Like, our health is so real.

1:46.0

When you see someone down. But they're these types of laughs. Like, our health is so real.

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