Ep 259: Daniel Sloss - Thanksgiving Treat
We Might Be Drunk
Sam Morril and Mark Normand
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 24 November 2025
⏱️ 99 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Happy Thanksgiving. Hey, hey, we might be drunk. We're here. Daniel Sloss, everybody. Looking fit, too. Look at that. Thanks, man. You're in the gym. Yes, only so I don't kill myself. Yes, me too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm one of those. Yeah. There's those who are, like, they're vanity lifters, and then there's like, I just got to sweat out, gin. Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:24.5 | Oh, my Yes, me too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's one of those. Yeah. There's those who are like, they're vanity lifters and then there's like, I just got to sweat out, gin. |
| 0:24.1 | Yeah, oh, mine's is a bit, there's certainly a bit of vanity to it. But I'm here for two weeks. It's the longest I've been away from my, like, family since they became like a full family. So I'm just like, if I regressed what I used to be before I was a father, |
| 0:37.5 | I would be drinking until 3 a.m., waiting up and smoking weed until whatever. |
| 0:41.1 | Let's get you there. Yeah, that's why we're here. I think we start with the McKellen. McAllen's a fucking unbelievable period. Oh, no, McClodes. McLeod. McLeod. 28 years old. Hey, that's legal. |
| 0:55.0 | That's legal. |
| 0:55.9 | Now we're talking. Almost a bit too old. Yeah, a little too old. That's what Leonard of Caprio. Past human trafficking prime, I would say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, the numbers you're getting for a 28 year old is much, much lower. You got a hand to these traffickers because you'd think you'd see some of these buses going back and forth. |
| 1:12.8 | Yeah, they hide them pretty well. |
| 1:13.9 | They put Bert's poster on it. Oh. They're fully loaded, too. I just got that. Yeah. Also, if you need any, you know, fucking advice on out of traffic women, Andrew Tate, or 90% of his podcast. That's true. I've never listened. It's like all the accusations that came out about him being a human trafficker are from just podcasts where he tells you exactly what, how he gets women into sex work, how we make sure they're isolated from their friends. It's like a rapper on trial for murder? He's like, I haven't shot anyone. |
| 1:45.0 | They're like, roll the music. |
| 1:46.0 | Yeah, yeah. Really? Because you filmed two seasons of I murdered this bitch. It smells pretty good. All right. McLeod. What do you say? No ice. It's too good for ice, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. to be too, I can get occasionally pretentious about whiskey. |
| 2:01.9 | We got enough. |
| 2:03.3 | We got enough. |
| 2:03.7 | We got an advice in this country. All right. You don't do Thanksgiving over there across the pond. No, nor 4th of July, you know. Right, that makes sense. It was when you beat us. It's a little awkward. Yay, yeah, yeah. |
| 2:17.5 | Hey. |
| 2:17.9 | Great to see you. Slaunchia. Woo-wee. 12 years sober, we're down the drain. Holy shit, that's amazing. Oh, that is gorgeous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's smooth as fine. Wow. So this is your producer working. I have the worst mic technique in the fucking game for a professional comedian. |
| 2:37.7 | Are you good? Oh, was it? Oh, you came in. All right. He came in and fixed it. I, regularly on podcasts afterwards, people have been like, have you ever done a fucking podcast in your goddamn life? Do you know how microphones work? Do you should think it's there? |
| 2:52.3 | There you go. |
| 2:53.7 | You got in there. |
| 2:55.8 | Yeah, dude. |
| 2:59.9 | You're like maybe the most world traveler of any comedian. |
| 3:04.9 | Jean-Marcoe's giving me a run for my money now. |
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