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Captain Baxter is gone on shore leave. Starate, 48671.22.

Captain Baxter is gone on shore leave, leaving me in command of the Sisyphus.

Also gone, our Lieutenant Commander Watson and Lieutenant Cole,

who are delivering to the captain the bag he forgot and the other bag he forgot, respectively.

I'm saddened that they can't be here today, but I have a

bittersweet announcement that cannot be delayed. So we're all gathered here to say our

goodbyes and our good luck. Commander, we just want to say thank you for your years of

service and good luck with your franchise. Thank you everyone. Thanks for coming

out here to Starbirds. It's been a crazy couple of years on the Sisyphus, but I know I for one

am really excited to be moving here on to Deep Space 8 to open a Jimmy Lasers. Do I have to be here

any longer? Or are we done? We just started. I have a few things I have to be here any longer? Or are we done? We just started.

I have a few things I need to attend to.

You can go.

I could attend to them right here, but I don't think you want me to.

Lauren.

Yes?

This is an emotional time for commander.

Oh, you've been doing a really great job. Oh, thank you. I look up to you, even though I used to be a commander. Oh, you've been doing a really great job. Oh, thank you.

I look up to you, even though I used to be a commander, and I think I was better than

you when I was.

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