CNN has released a new poll saying everything they hate is hated, everything they love is loved, and everything they say is true.

The latest CNN poll shows that 97% of all Americans hate Donald Trump because he yells at CNN, and CNN is a great organization that always tells the truth according to polls by CNN.

This 97% of people who hate Trump and love CNN is exactly the same 97% as the 97% of scientists who say man-made global warming is a big problem making it essential that everyone watch CNN before the oceans rise and sweep us all away for not watching CNN.

In other findings, the CNN poll found that 112% of all good people believe that Donald Trump is a stupid ugly person with funny hair, whereas Wolf Blitzer's beard is very neatly trimmed and attractive.

Also 68% of bad people like Trump more than CNN, though 87% of good people say the bad people are bad and shouldn't have been asked their stupid opinion in the first place because CNN is great according to CNN's polls.

The CNN poll also found that some vast, really convincing number of informed and insightful television watchers think Jim Acosta is a wonderful person and CNN reporters should yell at Donald Trump even more because 93% believe Trump is bad according to a CNN poll of CNN journalists taking it CNN by CNN pollsters working for CNN.

Meanwhile, a poll taken by the New York Times, a former newspaper, has found that trust an American journalist is very high, sometimes soaring to over 2 or 3% among homeless people who believe they are receiving messages through their two fillings from the planet Zarghan.

The poll also showed that people are very angry at fake news, which the New York Times defines as news that is untrue that is reported by someone other than the New York Times.

News that is untrue but is reported by the New York Times becomes true by being reported there as 87% of all people who work at the New York Times believe according to the New York Times poll.

Finally, a Wall Street Journal poll has found that 88% of all white men wearing pinstripes suits and ties believe that the Trump administration should pursue policies that benefit white men wearing pinstripes suits and ties.

90% of all millionaire businessmen, poll, are fearful that Trump's stringent policies against illegal immigration will hurt the nation by making it very hard for them to find people to water the lawns of their estates for slave wages.

The same 90% are also deeply concerned that their wives will be unable to find minority women to do their housework for them and will call their husbands to complain, thus interrupting 75% of businessmen having sex with 99% of women who are not their wives.

All media polls now operate within a margin of error of 50%.

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