In a new executive order, President Donald Trump has imposed a temporary ban on refugees coming

from countries filled with people who want to kill us, until we can figure out which of the

refugees want to kill us and which would just like to be able to go to Starbucks without being

beheaded by the people who want to kill us. The ban immediately caused hysterical leftists to

become hysterical, made dishonest, Democrats dishonest, and transformed CNN into the same

pestilence-cess pool of distortion it was before the order went into effect. Democrats Senate

leader Chuck Schumer issued a statement about the temporary travel ban saying, quote,

there are tears running down the cheeks of the Statue of Liberty. Whereas Democrat House leader

Nancy Pelosi issued a statement saying, quote, there are tears in the eyes of the Statue of Liberty.

Authorities in New York dispatched biplanes armed with machine guns to try to dislodge the Democrats

from the face of the Statue of Liberty, but the gigantic Democrats swatted the biplanes out of the sky.

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo issued a statement saying, as a New Yorker, I am Muslim, I am Jewish,

I am Black, and Gay, and disabled, I am a woman seeking to control her health and choices.

The governor's office later issued a correction saying Cuomo was actually an Italian-American guy

with a rich fantasy life. On social media, compassionate liberals opposed to the Trump administration

began posting heartbreaking photographs of Syrian children who had been murdered during the Obama

administration. By Islamists who want to kill us, arguing that this was the reason we needed to

allow Islamists who want to kill us to come to this country during the Trump administration,

presumably so that they can kill children here. There were also demonstrations and protestant

airports, many of them funded by George Soros, who wants to destroy America so there can be a

global government run by people like George Soros, named George Soros. The protesters carried

signs calling for an end to all American borders. The signs also included mailing addresses,

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