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This is it, the last full day of Barack Obama's presidency.

In a final presidential press conference, Obama laid out some of his plans for the hours leading up to the inauguration of Donald Trump.

Because he's a lame duck, but Obama has not let the clock run out on his presidency without taking some substantial actions.

He took these actions without consulting with Congress, as Befits the Man, who signed fewer bills into law than any other president, including Jimmy Carter, who only served one term and was a total doofus.

Among these final Obama acts, Obama stood by and allowed the United Nations, a famous New York House of Hill repute, to pass a resolution condemning our ally Israel for building settlements in East Jerusalem, a city whose name is derived from the word Jerusalem, which is Hebrew, because the city has been the Jewish capital since around a thousand years before Jesus was a twinkle in the eye of God, who by the way gets really mad when Jack asks his mess with his people, the Jews, so don't do it.

So, Obama also ended the policy of wet foot dry foot, so now, if you're enjoying living under Cuban Communism so much that you want to spread the word by building a raft out of coconuts, rope together with flim, and then paddling the 110 miles through shark infested waters with your children clinging to the edges until the survivors manage to claw their way through the raging surf to touch the blessed free shores of America, our country can thank you for letting us know what a great system communism is.

And then send you back to enjoy it even more. Obama also commuted the sentence of Bradley Manning, who was now Chelsea Manning, because he got tired of Manning and wanted to start womaning, but who, while he was still Manning, was also traitering by releasing secret documents that put America's friends overseas in mortal danger.

Manning may still demand that the government pay for his sex change operation, which by the way I offered to do for free until the knife was rested from my hand.

Obama says before he leaves office, he would like to take get a few more steps in keeping with his personal beliefs and temperament.

Those steps include releasing Islamic terrorists from Guantanamo Bay so they can kill more Americans, driving through London and screaming Queen Elizabeth is ugly, to eat, to eat, to eat, sneaking into the Lincoln monument and putting an Obama mask on the statue there, and scrolling Donald Trump as a stinky head on the walls of the Oval Office in Red Crayon.

When asked whether he was being a petty, petal and self-obsessed anti-American weasel, Obama had this to say.

Because he's a lame duck.

Yaaaaay!

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