Hundreds of thousands of women marched in protest yesterday upset because actually I don't

know why they're upset.

You know, they're women.

They're always getting upset about something.

But not all women were welcome at the I'm a woman so I get upset a lot, March.

You see, about half of women say their baby growing inside their bodies is a precious individual

life with the same right to exist as any of the rest of us.

The other half of women say, now babies are noemy.

Let's kill it.

Now it turns out the killed baby crowd feel that the good people are not real women and

can't join the march.

Now you may say, whoa, wait a minute.

How can someone say that a woman is not a woman if she's a woman?

What is there?

Some sort of identity council that decides your identity for you?

Yes, there is.

The identity council is an august body of leftists, hysterics and buffoons.

But I repeat myself, that meets in secret once a month to determine what everyone's identity

is.

And the identity council can decide if someone has the right to be a woman or black or gay.

This is an important job because women, blacks and gays are victims and being a victim is

the very best identity you can have because victims can tell everyone else what to do and

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