Hey!

Hey!

Here we are.

We're here, we're queer, we're back, baby.

How you been?

Good, good. I taped a special.

I got that magical moment where it's in the can, but it's not out yet.

Boulder, the magical, uh, untapped comedy market, huh? Untapped, uncut gem. It's like my penis. It's incredible. No, I'm cut. Okay, good. Come on. I'm not doing a pod with a uncut. You don't like an ant eater? That's all right. I cut my sons. Did you? Did it myself? You nibbled it? Yeah.

Get a little bite.

A safety scissor.

Put a little wine on, then you took a bite. They do that for the alcohol? Is that right? Alcohol on the wean right after they do it. Oh, really? What a weird. Remember Geraldo had that bid. he goes, I got invited to a bris, you know, the circumcision.

I mean, what do you wear to that?

I just wore a tie with the ensign.

That's so good.

Great little topical.

Great.

Not topical. One liner. Brist joke. With the herpes. Then they'll try and get herpes, but if they have herpes, they will pass them on to the kids. I've heard that.

Yeah, and then they shoot a load of the baby dick all over their face. Woo! Hot start. Yeah, hell of a start. So did you know on Friday? Like, you texted me and you were like, I think I got it Friday pretty much, right? Ooh, good pick. Ironically, don't cut that. All right. Yeah, yeah, we, Friday was one show, and it was like 85% sold. So I was like, this will probably be the bad. There's always one clunker. But there's, you know, you have kills for the camera anyway, right? That's true. That's true. But it just gets in your head. Like, this is what isn't sold out, but it looked good. and that one was hot. And I was like, hey, that feels good. And then we went to bed, me and him hiked a mountain in the morning. Whoa. We got breakfast, got some sunshine, some vitamin D. Saturday early show, lights out, white hot, couldn't be better. Great crowd. The only unbelievable part of this is that Salacuse hiked i don't believe this this is crazy yeah it was weird i got photos of it he's in jeans he's holding a camera over his shoulder it's like that's like when you see the coyote yeah the day you're taping a special like fuck i looked it up after i was like are there mountain lions and they were like oh yeah really big boulder mountain lion's in boulder right not only kios California thing. I was like, are there mountain lions? And they were like, oh, yeah. Really? Big Boulder Mountain Lion. No coyotes in Boulder, right?

Not only coyotes.

Some Cougars there, I'll tell you that. Ooh, we're there? Oh, my God. Boulder, baby. I mean, I thought it was going to be armpid hair and crunchy whores with dirty feet. It is hot moms with LLB on and little quarter zip-ups.

It's a college town too.

Yes.

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