Ep 251: Dan Soder & Greg Stone

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Dan Soder and Greg Stone stop by for a wild one. The guys cover everything from steroid-Jesus theories and New York’s rat NBA to dissecting cats in high school, Mad Magazine nostalgia, Castro assassination plots, and lemon party memories. Plus, hangover cures that don’t work, landlord grudges, and why chest hair is making a comeback. Sponsored by: 👕 Your new fall wardrobe awaits. Free shipping and 365-day returns:https://www.quince.com/DRUNK 🧠 If you’re struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15-minute call:https://www.learn.nocd.com/DRUNK 🎧 Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD 🛒 Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ 🎬 Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #DanSoder #GregStone #MarkNormand #SamMorril #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, congratulations on 250 episodes, everybody.
0:09.7	That's why me and my friend Kumail Nanjani came by.
0:13.8	I've shrunken him.
0:16.0	Man, he's hot now.
0:17.4	It's crazy.
0:17.7	He's so hot.
0:18.2	That jaw.
0:19.1	I know.
0:20.3	That jaw is so. Almost feels like he had worked. crazy. He's so hot. That jaw. I know. That jaw is so...
0:21.6	It feels like he had worked.
0:23.1	Oh.
0:24.1	The guy with hair tits.
0:25.5	I can't be far.
0:26.2	You think he...
0:26.6	I think it might be just the juice, dude.
0:28.5	That might be the roids.
0:29.5	It's sucking him back.
0:31.0	The testosterone makes your job.
0:32.8	It did.
0:33.5	Jesus Christ.
0:34.0	The juice is loose. The juice. Everyone knows that. No juice in the building. Christ was on anabolic steroids, and that's why it looks so good. That's why it's all shredded. That's why it's 4% body fat. Ted Alexandro. Classic. Classic Ted joke. Oh, yeah. Because he should need those. Jesus needs his own workout video, body of Christ.
0:54.9	Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's what you want out of a savior. Because have you seen Buddha sloppy.
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