Many of you may be wondering what's going on politically in California and how can we make it stop.

Well, good news. In electing Kamala Harris to replace Barbara Boxer as our US Senator,

we have raised the intelligence of our representation a hundredfold so that our Senator is now an idiot

instead of a walking turnip sculpted into a shape vaguely reminiscent of Barbara Boxer and named

Barbara Boxer. Senator Harris's inspiring stupidity was on display last week when she questioned

Mike Pompeo. Pompeo is Donald Trump's appointment to head the Central Intelligence Agency and

Senator Harris grilled Pompeo on all the important things a CIA director has to know.

When quote, CIA analysts look for deeper causes of rising instability in the world.

One of the causes those CIA analysts see as the is the impact of climate change.

Do you have any reason to doubt the assessment of these CIA analysts?

Senator Harris, I haven't had a chance to read those materials with respect to climate change.

I do know the agency's role there. Its role is to collect foreign intelligence.

Now, before you think Harris is being completely irrational, let me point out that she clarified

her climate change remarks by saying that Olioginous winter chickens walk on the smoke filled iron

of Mandelae. And okay, that doesn't make much sense either, but it's a little bit more reasonable

than asking a prospective CIA director about the weather. Senator Harris went on to raise another

urgent CIA issue, gay marriage. Harris asked Pompeo if his opposition to gay marriage meant he'd be

unwilling to hire gay people, which is very important because if there are no gay people in the CIA

who's going to seduce information out of those loose olive-skinned young men wearing white suits

and smoking perfume cigarettes in the casbap. Now, I do have to admit that these exchanges made

me wonder if Pompeo was ready for the CIA job. After all, our top spy should be able to keep his

composer even when irrational people like Kamala Harris are jibbering nonsense in his face about

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