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You know what I hate?

Hoverboards.

You know why I hate them?

They don't hover.

Why do they call them hoverboards if they just roll around?

If I sold you a flying car and all it did was drive down the street like any other car,

wouldn't you come to me and say, this is not a flying car because it doesn't fly.

Now give me my money back where I'm going to hit you over the head with this stupid non-hovering rolling board.

I mean, if a man put on a dress and had breast implants, would you call him a woman?

Wouldn't you just call him a strangely shaped man in a dress?

And what if he was on a hoverboard?

Would he suddenly become a woman flying around?

Wouldn't he just be a dressed up man with silicon in his chest, standing on a wheeled board in the women's bathroom,

making all the real women uncomfortable by rolling around shouting, look at me, I'm hovering, and I'm also a woman.

Or let's say there was a religion and let's say almost every terrorist on earth practiced this religion.

And let's say almost every war on earth involved this religion.

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