Ep 24: Can it be Dirty?
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2011
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
En route to a Restoration-era planet, the crew tries to be more respectful with each other, while a disrespectful youngster living in the basement tries to get closer to Captain Baxter.
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| 0:00.0 | Captain's Log, star date 48632.8.8. |
| 0:05.0 | We're en route to the restoration planet to provide aid. |
| 0:12.0 | Why the fuck are we going there? |
| 0:14.0 | Rum, sir. We're providing rum. |
| 0:15.0 | Oh yeah, we're trading rum with them. |
| 0:18.0 | I'd like to thank everyone for attending this meeting today. I've called the senior |
| 0:23.5 | staff together to talk about a serious problem that affects all of us in our everyday lives. |
| 0:31.2 | Is it our rather high casualty rate? Yeah, that's troubling, but that's not it. What is that |
| 0:37.3 | noise? It's the door. Oh, enter? Uh, yeah, that's troubling, but that's not it. What is that noise? It's the door. |
| 0:38.3 | Oh, enter. |
| 0:39.3 | Uh, hey guys, hey, senior crew. |
| 0:43.3 | What are you doing in here? |
| 0:44.3 | Just wondering if you needed any coffee or anything. |
| 0:46.3 | No, get the hell out of here. |
| 0:47.3 | I'm talking to senior staff right now. |
| 0:49.3 | Brownies or anything. |
| 0:50.3 | Get out! |
| 0:51.3 | We already have donuts. |
| 0:52.3 | I made brownies homemade. |
| 0:53.3 | Oh, seriously? Yep. I could just run down to my quarters and get them real quick. Just let them in. All right, have a seat. We've got this extra chair. Have a seat. All right. And some loram. Thank you. All right. Wait, where the brownies? They're in my quarters. Can you run down and get him? Wait, who's this guy? It's Lieutenant Jensen. Is he the problem that you wanted to talk about? No, he's not the problem. I called the senior staff in here. So I called Commander Hayes. I called Lieutenant Kola. I called Lieutenant Jensen. I called Counselor Whitman. I called Lieutenant Commander Watson. and did not call Ensign Lorham. Is anybody have a problem with that? He's like the stellar cartography guy, right? Yeah, he's in charge of stellar cartography. I don't even know what that is. It's the mapping of star systems. Oh, okay. That's pretty cool. But don't we have computers that do that? Hey, come on. I'm sitting right here. |
| 1:45.8 | No, I mean, it's cool. Everyone has a right to exist, but this... |
| 1:48.8 | What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What is your job? |
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