Ep 245 - Roy's The Boy

I'm Grand Mam

Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby

Irish, Lgbtq+, Comedy, Gay

4.7 • 857 Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Kevin and PJ are riding high from the response to their Sky ad with Roy Keane this week; the family group chats have never been busier and the mams have never been prouder! Speaking of sports, they’re obsessed with the new Cork City Pride jerseys and how impactful they’ll be for queer people in sports.

Inspired by their recent episode about intelligence, the lads are talking all about moments of stupidity. The listeners have sent in stories of the stupidest thing they’ve ever done or thought, and girlies… ye didn’t disappoint! From fruit towns with fruit people to real-life black markets, the lads are absolutely howling at some of the blonde moments confessed this week.

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0:00.0	exciting news gillies we are bringing our show happy campers to the southern hemisphere get ready
0:06.5	bays because we're going to auckland sydney melbourne brisbane and parts i'm so excited for a bit of
0:13.6	sun in november and december don't worry babe i packed the factor 50 fabulous also does any
0:18.6	tour guides want to show me around i'll be looking for someone to do so.
0:23.0	If you were there last year, you know it's not just the show. It's an extravaganza.
0:27.6	It's an experience, isn't it?
0:29.2	Make sure to grab your tickets via the link in the episode description.
0:34.2	Have you ever experienced the stress of trying to change over the till road? At the table. At the table? No. Or when people are at the till waiting to pay and there's a queue. I was on a nine hour shift at the end of a nine hour shift. It was so busy right and the till roll ran out and I looked up with this girl tears in my eyes and I just goes, please tell me you of cash. Because I couldn't, I couldn't load it. Oh my God. And also if you're mid transaction, sometimes it doesn't print and all this stuff is so annoying. And then at the end of the night, your supervisor's going, we're missing a receipt from the PDQ. And I'm going, what is that mean? I don't care. I don't care. I just want my money so I can buy nice things. I don't care about this Pizzeria. You know what I mean? I don't care. I don't care. I just want my money so I can buy nice things.
1:11.5	I don't care about this
1:12.3	pizzeria.
1:13.2	You know what I mean?
1:14.1	I don't fucking like it.
1:15.4	I don't even like the
1:15.9	for ketchup bread they make.
1:16.9	It's too stale.
1:17.6	No offense, Sharon. It's your favorite queers, back in your ears, back in your ears.
1:35.6	It's I'm Grandman.
1:37.7	Hey, girlies, I'm Kevin.
1:39.4	And I'm PJ.
1:40.2	And welcome back to I'm Grandma.
1:44.1	Woo! Girls, I'm done with the internet today. I'm done. On the way here, right? And just it. Babe, on the way here, I saw a reel. And it was this fella looking, kind of baby face, looking into the camera. Yeah. Above him over, like, classical music, it said, the art of maturing.
2:03.1	And then the next image was just him with a moustache.
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