Ep 244 - It’s a DINK Life for Me

I'm Grand Mam

Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby

Irish, Lgbtq+, Comedy, Gay

4.7 • 857 Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2026

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Kevin is singing the praises of home makeover TV shows to a skeptical PJ this week, and the lads are inspired to think about their dream homes as kids (and adults, to be honest): secret doors and beds shaped like cars, anyone?

Speaking of kids, that’s the theme for this week: the boys are unpacking how attitudes to having kids have changed, why the right wingers are obsessed with making women have babies, and wondering who on earth is having sex with Elon Musk? They’re also unpacking whether they want kids themselves, or if the DINK/SINK life is just too appealing.

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0:00.0	exciting news gillies we are bringing our show happy campers to the southern hemisphere get ready
0:06.5	bays because we're going to auckland sydney melbourne brisbane and parts i'm so excited for a bit of
0:13.6	sun in november and december don't worry babe i packed the factor 50 fabulous also does any
0:18.6	tour guides want to show me around i'll be looking for someone to do so.
0:23.0	If you were there last year, you know it's not just the show. It's an extravaganza.
0:27.6	It's an experience, isn't it?
0:29.2	Make sure to grab your tickets via the link in the episode description.
0:34.1	The biggest recession indicator for me is having those girls up on top of the bars and on the tables playing a violin.
0:44.5	Oh yeah.
0:45.4	Or playing the bongos in my face or playing the saxophone.
0:50.0	Recession indicator.
0:51.5	When you're in the club.
0:52.0	I don't want them doing that.
0:53.7	When you're in the club and there's like just a normal song playing, like, I don't know, fucking only girl in the world by Rihanna. Yeah. And next thing, this random fella comes out from the shadows with the saxophone. Now I would say the straight eat it off. The straights love it, but it's a recession indicator.
1:11.9	Oh, girls were fucked.
1:16.3	The minute I saw the saxophone fella, I goes, oh, save your money, house prices are going to crash, girl.
1:17.2	Get ready to buy a gap.
1:18.1	Get ready to buy it.
1:18.7	Because you're going to get him for pittance.
1:20.2	Because you're man with the saxophone, he's delighted with himself. It's your favorite queer's back in your ears.
1:39.9	It's I'm Grandman.
1:41.9	Hey, girlies.
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