As we look at 2016 in the rear-view mirror, only to discover a white-eyed serial killer sitting in the back seat,

causing us to remember too late that when you're in a horror movie, you never get into your car without checking the back seat first.

It's time to take a quick look at the final events of the year.

Soon to be former president, what's his name is preparing for a transition to a new Trump administration,

which in turn is preparing to wipe out any trace he ever existed.

President, Elhamma, or O'Hara, whatever his name is, has been busy smoothing the wafer Trump

by loosening all the tops of the White House salt shakers so that the new president will accidentally dump tons of salt on his food,

short-sheeting the White House beds so that Trump will tear the linen and starting a new Cold War with Russia.

President Lama also used a pen knife to scratch the word legacy into the wall of the Oval Office,

claiming that now his legacy can't be erased.

When told that's not actually how a legacy works, president so-and-so stuck his fingers in his ears and shouted,

if I can't hear you, you don't exist.

He then jumped into the Washington Mall reflecting pool because he'd read in the New York Times that he could walk on water.

No one knows where the president has gone since then, or particularly cares.

In other end of the year, news actress Carrie Fisher died, and feminist pay tribute to the woman

who finally convinced 13-year-old boys that watching a girl in a bikini chain to the living image of their darkest desires

really is as arousing as they thought it would be when they fantasized about it in the privacy of their own bathrooms.

Fisher suffered from various mental disorders, which she blamed on the fact that her mother, actress Debbie Reynolds,

was always upstaging her, but we can't talk about that now because Reynolds also died and was a much bigger star,

so we have to talk about that instead.

Democrats say they're going to retaliate against Russia for hacking into John Podesta's emails.

Democrats say it was one thing when the Russians murdered tens of millions of their own people in service to

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