meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Ep. 24 That Barrymore BaDonkaDonk

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4603 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2013

⏱️ 53 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

In episode 24 of "The Perfect 10," comedian Jill-Michele stops by to give her best Drew Barrymore impression. No, it's not that random. The next segment is about comedian Rusty Dooley and his sexy encounter with the child star and A-list celeb. Ralphie May interviews Trace Adkins, yes, THE Trace Adkins, country singer extraordinaire. The band of the week is GoldRoom, live from Cannery Ballroom in Nashville.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Hey guys, it's Drew Barrymore.

0:04.0

Be quiet, don't tell anybody it's me, okay?

0:07.0

I am walking the streets of Hollywood on the famous Sunset Boulevard.

0:13.0

And oh my gosh, you know what I'm going to do tonight?

0:16.0

Because I always have a plan when I go out, because that's what I do.

0:18.0

You have to go out with a purpose.

0:20.0

And my purpose tonight is to meet a guy and to have him go down on me and eat my pussy

0:26.3

for at least three hours.

0:28.5

Oh my gosh.

0:29.3

I'm so excited.

0:31.6

So anyways, if you guys want to like walk with me and like see like if you can find a prospect

0:36.0

for me, I would so appreciate it because

0:38.0

like right now I don't know how many like press juices I have but I feel like I'm so buzzed

0:44.0

and I can't like make a decision so I totally need your help people like I'm serious I like the house to cold.

1:00.5

I like to keep it hot.

1:03.0

I don't care much for cooking.

1:06.1

I like to eat a lot.

1:08.6

Scares me where she's driving.

1:12.3

And that always causes a bite. I like to eat a lot scares me where she's driving and that always causes a bite

1:13.3

I like to fuck

1:15.3

in the morning

1:16.1

and I like to fuck at night

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.