Ep. 23 Hes got you under his smell
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 2 January 2013
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
In episode 23 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner wish everybody a happy freakin' New Year! Woohoo, 2013! They visit a hypnotist, Rich Guzzi,who put somebody under a magic spell with a fart and test comedian Helen Hong on her orgasm identification skills. The band of the week: Tristan!
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| 0:00.0 | Should all acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? |
| 0:08.0 | Should all acquaintance be forgot and days of all angstide? |
| 0:15.0 | For all angstine, my dear, for all anxiety. |
| 0:21.6 | We'll take a cup of kindness yet for all anxiety. |
| 0:26.6 | Here's wishing you all good luck, good help, a good time, and a... |
| 0:38.3 | Happy New Year! |
| 0:40.3 | I like the house to cold. |
| 0:48.3 | I like to keep it hot. |
| 0:52.3 | I don't care much for cooking. I like to keep it hot I don't care much for cooking |
| 0:55.2 | I like to eat a lot |
| 0:57.7 | scares me where she's driving |
| 1:00.6 | and that always causes a bite |
| 1:03.3 | I like to fuck in the morning |
| 1:06.1 | and I like to fuck at night |
| 1:08.6 | sometimes you drive And I like to fuck at night Sometimes it drives me crazy |
| 1:15.6 | Oh those things you do |
| 1:18.6 | You're a big fat gentile |
| 1:21.6 | And you're a dirty chew |
| 1:23.6 | Sometimes you are wrong |
| 1:26.6 | Sometimes you're not right a lighty bus in the morning and I suck sick at night baby gentlemen welcome to the perfect ten podcasts and now your host Ralphie Mae, I'm Lana Turner. |
| 1:49.4 | Hi, everybody, it's Ralphie Mae. |
| 1:50.7 | And Lana Turner. |
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