Ep 23: Encounter with the Otherside of Quiet

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2011

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

The Sisyphus is summoned to aid a planet being harassed by its boorish neighbor.

There were too many swears to bleep in this one. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	Captain's Logs, Starate 487-62.5.
0:12.0	We're en route to the planet Borbex, where we're meeting with the protector of that planet,
0:18.0	discussed giving them a they've recently been bothered by strange signals in their system.
0:24.6	Captain, thank you so much for coming.
0:28.6	Well, we're here to help in any way we can provide aid.
0:31.6	As you know, I'm sure you counted when you entered our stellar system, we are the third planet.
0:44.4	The fourth planet was once inhabited as well, but has been barren for thousands of years.
0:45.8	Hey, that's just like our solar system.
0:46.5	Really?
0:46.9	Yeah.
0:48.9	Oh, so what, you got like... Well, it doesn't matter.
0:49.8	The point is, we've started receiving threatening eerie signals from the fourth planet.
0:56.2	Really?
0:57.2	Yes.
0:58.2	Well, you guys should get the hell out of here, then.
1:00.8	We are not a space-going table.
1:03.5	How many people are on your planet?
1:05.5	Seven billion.
1:06.5	I don't think they'll all fit on my ship.
1:09.3	We'd rather not leave our planet.
1:11.6	Oh, really?
1:12.6	Yeah, we're kind of homebodies.
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