Hey, welcome back to Monocycle, a podcast by man-repeller hosted by Leandra Medine,

Leandro Medine being myself.

I enjoy talking in the third person more than most things.

One of those things, as a matter of fact, is today's topic of discussion,

which is the man-repeller mission statement,

or rather definition, and how we intend to change it.

So when I launched man-repeller six years ago now,

without understanding that I was building a business because I truly didn't know that

that's what I was doing.

We wrote out a quick definition of what it means to be a man repeller.

And that definition says, sorry, I'm Googling.

I'm Googling, man repella, googly, go'm Googling. I'm Googling, man-rapella.

Googly, googly, man.

And that definition says, man-repeller, she who outfits herself in a sartorially offensive

mode that may result in repelling members of the opposite sex.

Such garments include, but are not limited to,

harem pants, boyfriend jeans, overalls, shoulder pads, full-length, jumpsuits,

jewelry that resembles violent weaponry and clogs. Then there is the verb version

to commit the act of repelling men and a sample sentence, which I realize now doesn't even make sense.

Girl number one says, what are you wearing tonight? Girl two says, my sweet lime green drop

crotch utility pants, which is actually a real conversation. I'm the one who is wearing the

lime green drop crotch utility pants. And then girl one says, oh, so we're man repelling tonight?

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